วันอังคารที่ 13 ธันวาคม พ.ศ. 2554


Aquarius

Three Classes of Aquarius
As an Aquarian born between the 21st and 31st January your attitude is very much inventive and research orientated.  You love to have the most up to date gadgetry in your hands and like nothing better than to have the latest release of a computer, mobile phone or anything else that has just come on the market.  Communication with the rest of the world and entertainment is what grabs your interest.
Being born between the 1st and 9th February may mean that your friends have a hard time keeping up with you as you evolve so rapidly that it makes their head spin.  Then there will be others who will try to hold you back from your headlong rush to conquer the world.  There's an old saying that you might want to keep in mind which says "think as you like, but act like others" and this may be necessary if your ways are just a little too hard for people to keep up with.
If you are born between the 10th and 18th February you may come across as being detached and even insensitive but you actually deeply care for your fellow man.  A very diverse group of friends and associates will be attracted to you and will live life with the view to exploring every aspect of relationships with the ultimate goal of a more enlightened view of the world and yourself

Joker

The Devil
The Devil walks into a crowded bar. When the people see who it is,they all run out except this one old man. So the devil walks up to him and says" Do you know who I am?" and the old man sips his beer and answers "yep". The Devil says "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?" The old man looks over and says" I've been married to your sister for 27 years, why the hell should I be scared of you."
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ปีศาจเดินเข้าไปในบาร์แออัด เมื่อประชาชนเห็นว่าเป็นใครพวกเขาทั้งหมดทำงานออกยกเว้นนี้ชายชราคนหนึ่ง ดังนั้นมารเดินขึ้นเขาและกล่าวว่า"คุณรู้ไหมว่าฉันเป็นใคร?" และ SIPs คนเก่าเบียร์และคำตอบของเขา"ใช่" ปีศาจกล่าวว่า"ดีทำไมคุณไม่กลัวฉัน?" ชายชรามองและกล่าวว่า"ผมเคยแต่งงานกับน้องสาวของคุณสำหรับ 27 ปี, ทำไมนรกฉันควรจะกลัวคุณ."